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06 febrero let me give it to you straight.So it's pretty much an understood fact that I, right now, am pretty pathetic. Honestly. Don't deny it. I feel like I haven't slept since over a week ago. And now to reinstate the point I have been making via MSN for the past week.
There is no such thing as love.
Or, as Sam points out, there is such thing as love, but it is hard to come by and easy to lose. And when do you know what love is? You may think you know. It might not be love just right now but it might be in time. But then it comes back and smacks you in the face and shouts "HAH! NO LOVE FOR YOU STUPID GIRL!". And that is when you realise you shouldn't give up your morals so easily for someone you think actually cares about you, but, in truth, doesn't.
THE END. 13 enero Story: Tales From The Deep (or, Big Black Mother Spider Mofo)When I was younger, I was never one to be afraid of insects. I was the kid who would aways play with the house spiders. My brother once ate a cockroach, which made me disgusting by association.
But as I have matured (and I use the term lightly), my fear for all things with mor than four legs has frown. Examples of this include the time my stepsister and I found a stick insect on the inside of my room's front door. We decided to conquer this skinny foe by coaxing it onto my year 9 English book (which I knew I had kept for a reason). Alas, whenever our weapon got within a 10cm radius of our target, it would twitch a lanky leg, sending us teenage girls screaming to the other side of the room. Eventually, brothers were recruited, and the enemy swiftly removed.
Yet another creepy crawly related incident was "The Cockroach Who Ran". I was sitting on my lounge one night when I deemed it time for sleep. I started walking over to my bed when HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS there is a cockroach on my ground. Thankfully, my trusty year 9 English book was again handy so I followed the garden escapee and feebly tried to crush its little cockroach brains. Finally, after chasing it for a good two minutes (and two minutes is a long time to chase a cockroach), I cornered it next to the cupboard and proceeded to bludgeon it to death, then covered all evidence by leaving the book on top of its not-yet-rotting-carcass, where it stayed for approximately a month.
But none of these terrifying experiences could prepare me for..
BIG BLACK MOTHER SPIDER MOFO
So our story begins last night when I made my way downstairs to my room to find my pyjamas. Now, for those of you who don't know my house, my room has no internal access and the only way to get there is to go through my stepfather's workshop. So as I made my way through said workshop, I was greeted by THE BIGGEST SPIDER I HAVE EVER SEEN perched next to my door. I mean this was THE MOTHER OF ALL SPIDERS. This was no run of the mill Huntsman. From my extensive spider knowledge I'd say we were dealing with some kind of gigantic funnel web. I screamed and ran in the door, using my virtually unused front doorway to get back upstairs. I called my brother and told him to go get spider mofo out of the vicinity by means of a large stick. However when he returned the news was grim; spider mofo had retreated to the gap between the beer fridge & the wall.
Eventually I had to go downstairs. I tried to take precautions: I shut the door to my hallway the whole way (rare event), as well as my back bedroom door. Unfortunately my beloved door snake was guarding my front door, and if I removed it I knew I faced the chance of dealing with stick insect mofo AND spider mofo. So I tried to put it out of my mind as I lay in bed - played solitaire on my iPod, watched Disney Channel (instant cure for insomnia). Eventually I turned off the tv and tried to sleep. I thought I was making good progress with my drowziness after sleeping with me head on the pillow, in between the pillows, under the pillows and completely off the pillows. Then suddenly: nature called. I cursed my selfish past self for drinking water before bed and not thinking of the consequences for my future self. And for not taking crazy spider mofos into consideration. After a good 5 minutes of deliberation, I decided to brave it. I stood at the bottom of the stairs and surveyed the surrounding areas. No big black spider ass in sight. I made a dash for the bathroom, where so many of my bad spider experiences had played out (staring at a big brown huntsman making himself at home on the shower curtain). Thankfully I made it back to base without any spider mofo sighting.
In bed however I noticed the gaps underneath my doors - just big enough for spider mofo's big black ass to fit under. I grappled with the reality that when I was sleeping, he could sneak under my door and into my ear. He would then proceed to eat out my brain matter, and use me as a human droid to summon his spider mofo army. Eventually I would be abandoned and rendered useless, save for my attending of the weekly "Spiders Ate My Brains Out Anonymous" meeting (SAMBOA). I could not let this happen as I knew any day niw Captain Planet would call upon my marvellous brain to take the baddies down to zero, and I didn't want spider mofo to ruin my chances of obtaining a tacky ring. So I decided to block off brain access by plugging in my iPod and began listening to the fitting "I See Spiders When I Close My Eyes" by the wonderful Boy Least Likely To. Followed by the appropriately inappropriate "I'm Glad I Hitched My Apple Wagon To Your Star".
The next morning I saw my 8 legged for in his evil lair behind the refrigerator. Beneath the shadows I saw his evil glare and my spidey sense picked up on him saying that tonight would be round two.
I had to prepare. 08 enero ..but i am le tired..Why are holidays so boring. I know every product in every shop of Miranda Fair, WBJ, Pitt Stret Mall and associated shopping areas. And ze funds are lacking.. List of cd's to buy: 1. Everybody Uh-Oh - Man I Am Brad Yes well that was more for my benefit than anybody elses.. PS. If anybody has any Everybody Uh Oh or I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness songs then do share.. you don't? I thought so. 04 enero hopeless?All I want to do is find where my family came from in Germany
But my dad doesn't even know his own grandfathers name.
I mean my mother's side can trace their descendants probably right back to 1000BC but my dad doesn't know his grandfathers name? 01 enero baby don't kill meDid you know that if you put coke in the freezer and then put it in the As if you did. I am genius. Pete Doherty loves you. I promise. From way far across the sea Came an Arbitran maiden she Had a one track mind and eyes for me Half blinded in the war With a pale young Anglican Who said he'd help her all he can Showed her Jesus and his little un-holy friend She had no notion to please him Just say 'ta-ra' and leave him behind There's a little boy in a stairwell who Says "I hate people like you, I got match sticks and cable TV Half of less than 50p" We all clambered over the balcony Banging on the window waking Steve, Bringing with a true love his un-holy friend Singing if you really need it You just wont leave it behind Please kill me Oh baby don't kill me Don't bring that ghost round to my door I don't wanna see them anymore Please kill me Oh no don't kill me Don't bang on about yesterday You know I wouldn't know about that any way Monkey said to the mouse before If she loved any body more than he It turns you into stone now I'm reversing down a lonely street Cheap hotel where I can meet the past Play it off and keep it sweet It's sweet like nothing oh It's just like nothing at all Seeing you there How could I help but stare It rips the heart out of your baby Taken far too much to see or think or touch Whats real stranded on this street I'll pave my only way home If you really need it oh You just won't leave it behind Please kill me Oh no don't kill me Don't bring that ghost round to my door I don't wanna see them anymore Please kill me Oh no don't kill me Don't bang on about yesterday You know I wouldn't know about that any way oh no He got nothing oh He got nothing at all somewhat ramblingIf you don't get this entry, and I know you won't, don't worry, I have not gone crazy.
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28 diciembre this is me when i'm happy & lameIm feeling better, since i surrendered, You can't climb till you're ready to fall, You're not a land mine, you're not a gold mine, No, you're not mine at all So tell me baby, can you hear me? I sent a message out into the dark, It's a mystery when you're near me, I've gotta find my way to your heart I learnt my lesson, first impressions, Are more often right than wrong, It's not a slow dance, this modern romance, Feels like we've already waited too long Don't worry baby, bout how it should be, I sent a message out into the dark, I'd rather talk to you, bout how it could be, I've gotta find my way to your heart I was one of those, breathing tornados, But now i live at the eye of the storm, And it's all faded, since the separation, Since i let your love keep me warm You tell me baby, that you can feel me, I sent a message out into the dark When i kiss you, thats the real me, I've gotta find my way to your heart So tell me baby, can you hear me? I sent a message out into the dark, It's a mystery when you're near me, I've gotta find my way to your heart 15 diciembre guess what time it isTime for the quotes of the year
I need everyone's help with them though because I can't think of enough!
So far:
"There's a green car for Jessica"
Jess: Is it blue?
Abby: (To Nic of British India) Are you in a band?
Tash: Who sang Girls Just Wanna Have Fun?
Ally: Umm Cindy Crawford? Mel: I'll give you $5 if you can touch your nose with your chin
Paabo: I'll give you 0, it's better than nothing
Ross: How do you bring a flamboyant gay down?
Ally: I don't think you can. They're too gay.. and flamboyant Ross: Yeah they're pretty much invincible
Ross: ..so how do you knock him off his perch? Ally: With baseballs Francesca: Hugh I don't like repeating myself
Hugh: What? Francesca: Hugh I don't like repeating myself Matt: You're so sexy Johnny boy, I have your name tattooed on my ass
Abby: *yells at phone* WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING SO LOUD?
Pol: Because it's on loudspeaker.. *many* "OH NO NOT THE PASSION POP!"
Ross: Tobi do you want anything hot to eat?
Tobi: Fuck you. Simone: Do me like a British nanny!
Simone: They're going to drop poo on them!
Ally: ACID POO!
Simone: Let's laugh at inappropriate moments
Simone: *in Narnia when Aslan comes back to life* In the cirrrrcllle.... the circle of liiiifee!
There's sooo many more I've forgotten, just leave them as comments as you think of them 08 diciembre *ice ice baby* UNDER PRESSUREhaha Ice Ice Baby.. good times. Today I went through all this stuff on the desk in the study And it was all like sheets from Maths And every single thing went in the recycling It made me so happy Now someone see Harry Potter with me because I have not. Last night wa alright. The formal was pretty good except my feet hurt and I kept oversmiling. The afterparty was uneventful really but still alright. And yeah Sam & I are awesome watching 80's music videos all morning eh.. 02 diciembre Le Fabuleux destin d'Amlie PoulainAs most of you probably know by now Amelie was on Wednesday night.. unfortunately I missed most of my favourite bits which include -
Ahh Amelie.. so good. It makes me want to go to Europe and fall in love. It also makes one appreciate the romantic nature of photobooths. 28 noviembre goshI am so tired.. so so tired.. more tired than the tiredest of tireds.. but at least I've had fun!
Thursday I had spec all day then all ngiht I had WAM rehearsals, Friday was all day spec as was Saturday (well, it started at 12:30 but I slept till 11), Sunday was WAM rehearsals as was today and tomorrow and the concert is on Friday. Oh and Saturday is all day Homebake. Yay Homebake.. and omg.. British India. Also I need to find a formal necklace.. bah. That's all I have left. And decide what make up I want.. how exciting.. the lady from the Dior counter at DJ's is doing my makeup. Maybe she'll give me free stuff haha.. mayyybe.
4 more days of school left.. maybe I won't go on Friday. But I want to see everyone. .. esp. the Jess's. Hm it's my sister's formal tomorrow.. she's going with a guy I went to primary school with, and I really don't like him much but eh.. she does. I'm going to go embarrass her.. haha. It's at the Sutho Ent Cent if anyone wants to come with me.. thankfully she doesn't know where mine is so she can't return the favour. Btw where is our friggen after party? 20 noviembre Music when the lights go outCos I have shit else to write about.. Well is it cruel or kind not to speak my mind And to lie to you, rather than hurt you? Well I'll confess all of my sins After several large gins But still I'll hide from you And hide what's inside from you. And alarm bells ring When you say your heart still sings When your with me Oh won't please forgive me But I no longer hear the music Oh no no no no no And all the memories of the pubs And the clubs and the drugs and the tubs We shared together They'll stay with me forever But all the highs and the lows And the to's and the fro's They left me dizzy Oh won't you please forgive me But I no longer hear the music Oh no no no no no Well I no longer hear the Music when the lights go out Love goes cold in the shades of doubt The strange fate in my mind is all too clear Music when the lights come on The girl I thought I knew has gone And with her my heart it disappeared Well I no longer hear the music Oh no no no no no And all the memories of the fights and nights and the blue lights and all the kites We flew together I thought they'd fly forever But all the highs and the lows And the to's and the fro's They left me dizzy Oh won't you please forgive me But I no longer hear the music Oh no no no no no Music when the lights go out Love goes cold in the shades of doubt The strange fate in my mind is all too clear Music when the lights come on The girl I thought I knew has gone And with her my heart it disappeared But I no longer hear the music Oh no no no no no And I no longer hear the music 18 noviembre Omgosh?Melb BDO is sooo much better than Sydney BDO
I hate Melbourne
They have The Casas
And wait for it..
BRITISH INDIA
I love British India x 10000
Who do Sydney have? Really really shitty local bands. Like, Peabody-style shitty.
I am going to kidnap British India and bring them to Sydney. You just wait. 17 noviembre Enough dancing for the both of usI have a friend.
She's kind of taller than me. Well not kind of, she is taller than me.
She has really hot hair.
She likes my perfume, somtimes.
She doesn't dance, apparently.
But it's ok
I still love you Pol
Cos she laughs at me all the time but it's ok
Cos we can talk about boys forever and ever
And even though she likes Kisschasy she once listened to Tiny Vessels for a lengthy period of time.. I think.
But that's also ok
Emo. <3 16 noviembre All Fired UpArrggghh I have All Fired Up in my head.. damn dancing. Don't know it? Bet you do..
Now I believe there comes a time
When everything just falls in line We live and learn from our mistakes The deepest cuts are healed by faith etc.. Yeah that's about all. How fun was today? Not very. I had Paabs then Wigans. That was bad. Very very bad.
Peace niggas. 15 noviembre Excitement CentralSo yeah.. city today. Stupid rain and too many people ruined it.. and bad lunch. But sticker photos were fun! Oh and nobody is going to wear miniskirts this summer, the Emporio girl and I decided. Shorts all the way. We saw a girl with ugg boots and a tartan skirt. Wtf is that!?!
Weekend.. was boring. I forget what I did. Saturday morning got my hair cut, went shopping for clothes.. got 2 pairs of shorts (orange & grey). And.. then I went to a fiftieth birthday party which was boring, there were all these teachers/ex teachers telling me horrible things they did to their students. But then I was saved before the actual dinner and went to Ross's house.. many viewings of Chappelle and Family Guy were had. And I kicked my toe and it freaking hurts (still). Then Sunday.. I really.. did nothing. Coogee in the morning but that's about it, 5pm church.. which was exciting.
So now I am listening to Wir Sind Helden and thinking about things I shouldn't think about but I can't help it, some are sad songs and even though I don't know what they're saying I still get the feeling from the music.
Please come and dig me out of my hole? 14 noviembre A moment in the life of Lil JonThe funniest shiznit to ever have graced tv and or computer screens
(To watch it --> http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/videos/season_2/index.jhtml?start=1 Lil Jon & Oprah) Jon 2: Hello and good evening
Jon 1: It's me
Jon 2: What?
J1: It's me
J2: What?
J1: It's me. Little John.
J2: Okayy!
J1: I was feeling lonely, I was feeling like I just needed to talk to someone who understands and well, that someone is you Jon
J2: Okay!
J1: Don't you like popsicles?
J2: What? J1: I said don't you like popsicles?
J2: What?
J1: I said don't you like popsicles?
J2: Yeah! J1: What! J2: Yeah!
J1: What! J2: Yeah! J1: Okay! J2: Sometimes I feel like I am all alone in this world and I have NO ONE to go to J1: What? J2: I said, somtimes I feel like I am all alone in this world and I have NO ONE sir
J1: What? J2: No one! J1: What? J2: To go to. J1: Huh? J2: NO ONE! That understands my pain! J1: Yeah! J2: Yeah! J1: Sometiems when I'm alone, I sit on my head, wait till it goes numb, and masturbate. I call it a stranger. Have you ever given yourself a stranger? J2: What? J1: A stranger J2: Yeah, yeah I have J1: Okay! J2: Yeah! *phone rings* J1: Hold on. They caaaallin' me!
Oprah: Little John? It's Oprah J1: How are you? O: Good. Listen, I'm pregnant J1: Muahahahahahaha. Are you sure it's mine?
O: Yes, I'm sure it's yours J1: Awww STINKSTINKSTINKSTINKSTINK (or something along those lines)
O: I love you J1: OK buhbye! *hangs up* J1: That was Oprah. Muahahahaha. She's having our baby J2: Yeah! J1: I can't hear you, my cell phone's breaking up J2: I can't hear you, sounds like your phone is breaking up J1: What? What? What? What? What? What? J2: Okay! Yeah! Yeah! What! Okay! J1: Yeah. Affirmative. Huh? Roger. Yeah! What? Meltin down! Ahhh! J2: Bye nigga! 08 noviembre Look at the way they start to actFunniest thing all year:
Georgia - "Am I Lauren or am I being Lauren?"
I guess you had to be there.
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Right now I feel like going down to my room, making sure nobody else is in the house, and belting out Rough Diamonds at the top of my voice. It's such a happy song..
Baby
Where are you?
There's so many things I've got to say
When I get home
Like, I love you
I miss you
Honestly, I can't resist you |
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